But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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