Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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