careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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