I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
last night I used snow as a chaser
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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