im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
we're so committed to being not committed
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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