Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize