the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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