how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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