Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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