...so i touched it.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
