I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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