wakey wakey hands off snakey
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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