Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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