All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Why are your pants in the freezer?
All the doctor said was why
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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