Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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