I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
