The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
