Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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