its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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