was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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