hell yes lets make some ravioli
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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