that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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