so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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