at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I just found puke in my bra..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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