is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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