So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How naked do you want me to be?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
