Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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