Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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