Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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