I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
