If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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