woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Spinning.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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