This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Please don't give away my fajitas
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