Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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