We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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