is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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