and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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