How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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