You made me cry and you don't even care
plz talk dirty to me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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