Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
