Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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