Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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