I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I need water and some morals
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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