Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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