He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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