If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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