They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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