Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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