He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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