We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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