Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
But break dance skills will only take you so far
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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