what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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