I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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