Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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